For the record, the offense thinks we are having a stalemate but we are not. Instead, I honestly do not know where the extra toothpaste is kept. To me, it is like magical fairy dust that magically appears in the bathroom. I've noticed the tube is getting extremely low and I keep thinking we should order more but by the time I've exited the bathroom, I've forgotten that we need more.
The offensive is probably going to buckle on this one. I'll just start using the kid's strawberry toothpaste when my tube runs out. They have a pretty full tube so I'll be fine for awhile even if strawberry flavor isn't my favorite. It'll do.